Today my baby cousin came round, and i got a call from the police, the call which had meant to come over the weekend. They wanted me to sign some papers for the Viper, so i went down to the station and did what they wanted.

I am signing the papers saying "I am Willing" and reading through, when the description has been rewritten on the piece of paper, and it has changed. In my blog post on the 10th July, "Brushes With The Law" i wrote down the description given. Here It is.

"The girl said 5"0 - 5"7 (im 6"2 so thats way off) dark hair, short, long sideburns, sweeping fringe (that hair isnt as bad as it sounds btw, described in detail my uniform, pale complexion, and i had bags under my eyes."
The detailed description of my uniform wasn't so, it was more of black blazer, yellow badge so could have been a number of schools in the area to be fair.

On the piece of paper i was signing today, it said 5"7, long, sweeping hair slim build, pale complexion, bags under the eyes, and a black blazer with a red, blue, yellow/gold badge she claims is St. Ambrose!

I had to sign this piece of paper, but said to the guy thats changed since i last saw it, but he just raised his eyebrows and wasn't bothered. He isn't on the case, thats why he was doing this with me, because he knew nothing.. but the description has changed!!! To be more like me!!! I was so annoyed.

Also, i have a black eye at the moment from a rugby training game on Sunday, and all the officers were asking me, and when i said "Its from a rugby game" he said "Are you sure? Are you sure?"

I HATE THE POLICE!!!! I'm sure the next description of events they'll get is the guy had a black eye, and turned round after pinching the girl and said "By The Way, my name is Daniel Dixon and i live at number X on X Street!"

One good thing is that the girl has ticked the no other witnesses box, so if it went any further it would be my word against hers.