Basically with all of the accusations of pinching a young girls' behind and the way the police handled my interview before i went to Kos, my mum thought it would be wise to get some legal advice, so today me, her and my dad drove to Liverpool to meet with this solicitor.
He seemed like an alright guy, he had to tell me what to do when i go in for these Viper photographs. Viper is basically an identification parade of me and other people who i choose in video format on a DVD. The DVD will be shown to the "victim" and if she doesn't pick me out from all of the other people then I'm in the clear. Basically he told me to choose people who look like me, but also people who look like the description the girl has given. I also should just wear a plain tshirt, no brand names or anything, and not do my hair in any way so i don't stand out. I basically have to look as normal as I can.
He also told me that i should have nothing to worry about as it wasn't me and he can't see it going further than it already has where I am concerned which is encouraging.
Christ anyone would think the crime was a hideous axe-massacre!
What a load of fuss dude.
Tell the coppers some chav lamped you as you walked through the park and they'll probably sigh... put you in the incident book ...never to be seen again.
I guess it depends on ones individual level of hyper-sensitivity as to how genuinely harrowing it is getting your arse pinched, but if somebody told me I had the choice of getting my arse pinched or a punch in the face I'd definitely think a punch in the face was far worse - but had that happened on this occasion I'm pretty sure there wouldn't have been all this rigmarole.
I'm annoyed. More annoyed than you. LOL. If you get jailed and put on the sex offenders register I'm gonna start a campaign to release the Scouse-one.
J