I was walking through Warrington market this morning and this happened..
4 Old Men are stopped in the pedestrianized area, 2 of them on "Mobility Scooters" and i am just walking past when..
Man#1: So, Frank, whats in the bag? Did you get that stuff for your lips?
Man#2: I got some - meeehhhhh!- vaseline!
All 4 men literally fall into hysterics, i thought the most fragile looking of them was about to die. It was the weirdest, most amusing thing thats happened to me all day. I cannot wait to get to that age to find vaseline and other trivial little things hilarious.
