So yesterday the exams finished with economics, and it went ok. I'm so happy they're finished, i got home and was absolutely buzzing so i rushed and went straight to meet friends at a pub. Had a few drinks there and then went into Manchester into this club where i literally knew every 3rd person, it was amazing, a great night.. everyone was really happy and up for it and it was brilliant. Due to me not being out in so long i was called Captain Caveman which was quite funny so everywhere i went 1 in like 7 people were shouting it.. classic.

It was a really good night but then at the end at closing i got in a bit of trouble. I didnt have anywhere to stay but i wasn't really bothered, i couldn't be bothered with the hassle of sorting it and was just concentrating on having a good night so didn't sort anything, it wasn't a big deal. So at closing i'm sat down with this girl i know and we're sat in a doorway just chilling when these four lads start mouthing off at us. Now they were my age (17) i think, but when they started mouthing off i told them to fuck off basically, so one of them came back and started like leaning over me and pointing in my face wanting a fight. Then they all came back and were all wanting a fight "youre a fucking pussy mate," "we'll batter you" "come in this alley now and we'll do you over" Now there was no way i was ever going to go into an alley with these lads, or anyone, if i was going to fight it would be in the street because then other people come and stop it, so i was telling these lads no i wasn't going to fight them, but they wouldn't leave me and this girl alone. All my friends had gone so it was just me and this girl, but these lads wouldn't go away, so i did what i had to do.
In a second i switched from being sat down and no i won't fight you lot, to stood up and squared up in the guys face. I stood up quickly and was right in the guys face but i wasn't shouting or anything, i looked at him and calmly said "Sorry mate, what were you going to do?" This guy and his mates were all pretty weedy, and when i stood up his face dropped and he didn't say a word, but then one of his mates went for me, so i gripped him by the throat and threw him against a wall, then another one swung for me, so i dodged it and punched him (it was like the worst punch i've ever done, got him with my thumb?!) and then 2 of them grabbed me but i got out of it and slammed them both into the wall. By this time the girl i was with was screaming and people were coming from across the street to help me out because they could see it was me versus 4 guys, when a policeman came and completely handled the situation. He stood in the middle and went "OI! STOP", told these 4 lads to walk one way and me the other and just leave and he'd make sure they didn't follow me. He couldn't arrest me and wasn't going to because he'd seen them squaring up to me before, and because there was 3 of them and i was just with this girl if anyone was going to get arrested it would be them. I've never been in a fight on a night out before, it wasn't a particularly pleasant experience and even though i pulled some bruce lee shit on them i don't intend on doing it regularly at all.. its not big and not clever i know but these lads wouldn't leave me alone.

So i walk away down chester road with the intention of walking home when i get a phonecall of a mate who was still outside this club and had no way of getting home, so we meet up outside Old Trafford on Chester Rd and walk for what seems like hours laughing, joking, talking about the night. We weren't the only ones walking home, and we were talking to all these other people and it was fine because it was day light about an hour after closing time. We walked along Chester road until we got to Stretford when my mate couldn't take anymore so he rings his mum to pick him up, its about 5 in the morning and she was soooo annoyed when she got there, she didn't know who i was and was shouting at him so i refused a lift to his and got a taxi from the met. to a mates house in Sale who had a free house. I got in at around half 6 and spent the next hour explaining what had happened to me on the most eventful night of my life. It was absolutely brilliant, and so so surreal! Loved every minute of it!